COME TO FLORIDA (FLORIDA SONG II)
Writer: Unknown
Performed in concert

Places with culture are always so dirty
Culture emits and spits its residue on the streets
Violence goes hand-in-hand along with the beauty
It isnít pretty so Iím going to leave

Letís move to Florida, we can all be tanned and pretty
Where people donít seem to know whatís happening at all
Oh, lets move to Florida, they call Tampa a city
And all roads lead to the mall

Oh, Iíll miss the theatre and all those museums
Ah! thereís plenty of acting going on wherever you go
And if you miss the feel of long ago, you donít have to worry
You can always bump into someone who is old
Or theyíll bump in you with their car, or their boat
Always bump into someone who is close to a hundred years old

Oh, letís move to Florida, we can all be tanned and pretty
Where people donít seem to know whatís happening at all
Oh, lets move to Florida, get to know Mickey and Mini
And all roads lead to the mall

Oh, Iíll collect seashells and turn them into lamp lights
And send them all to all my friends in New York and L.A.
Theyíll feel sorry for me but what they donít know is
That Iím the one who is running away

Oh, Iíve move to Florida, where we can all be tanned and pretty
Where people donít seem to know whatís happening at all
Oh, lets move to Florida, they call Tampa a city
And all roads lead to the mall